Pathan Samose Khol Kar Andar Ke Aalu Kha Raha Tha! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Pura Kyon Nahi Kha Rahe?" Pathan: Baba Doctor Ne Bahar Ki Chij Khane Se Mana Kiya Hai!
Nars: Mubarak Ho Khan Sahab Aap Ke Ghar Ladaka Paida Hua Hai! Pathan: O Mere Khuda Yah Kaisa Technology Hai; Bivi Mera Hospital Men Hai Aur Bachchaa Ghar Paida Hua Hai!
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Bhabhi Ko Jaan Se Maar Diya Logon Ne Pucha Ki Tumne Apni Bhabhi Ko Kyon Mara? Pathan Bola: O Yaara Main Jisse Bhi Pucha Ki Tum Phon Par Kisse Bat Kar Raha Hai To Vo Kahta Teri Bhabhi Se!
Pathan Kisi Ladaki Ke Ghar Rishta Lekar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap: Hamari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi Hai... Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi Ham Ek Ghante Bad A Jayega!
Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!